{"id":1925,"date":"2017-09-29T11:51:01","date_gmt":"2017-09-29T11:51:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lolliesorcandy.com\/?p=1925"},"modified":"2018-04-23T09:05:54","modified_gmt":"2018-04-23T09:05:54","slug":"the-various-frightful-dishes-in-a-series-of-unfortunate-events","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lolliesorcandy.com\/index.php\/2017\/09\/29\/the-various-frightful-dishes-in-a-series-of-unfortunate-events\/","title":{"rendered":"The Various Frightful Dishes in A Series of Unfortunate Events"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I was looking for a list of the various frightful dishes in A Series of Unfortunate Events<\/em>, but I couldn’t find a complete list anywhere. Probably because everyone who read the tragic tale of the Baudelaire orphans, had to put the books down before finishing them due to despair.\u00a0 I will not record the vexing, forlorn, and disastrous context for these various frightful dishes along with them; because I don’t want to give any tragic plot points away. Not all of these are actually eaten by the Baudelaires, some are only mentioned in melancholy. I am going to attempt to re-create some of these, and add pictures to the list as I do. Fish and seafood dishes are quite common on this list, however due to a vast, food-related disorder, I can’t make any of them.<\/p>\n

The Bad Beginning<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Mrs.<\/p>\n

Boiled Chicken, Boiled Potatoes, and Blanched String Beans<\/p>\n

Roasted Lamb<\/p>\n

\"Count<\/p>\n

Oatmeal with Raspberries\/Cupcakes with Raspberries<\/p>\n

Burnt Toast -> Pancakes<\/p>\n

Pasta Puttanesca (olives, capers,anchovies, garlic,chopped parsley,and tomatoes)<\/a><\/p>\n

Roast Beef<\/p>\n

\"VFD<\/p>\n

Chocolate Pudding<\/p>\n

The Reptile Room<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"IMG_1191\"<\/p>\n

Coconut Cream Cake<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Sunny<\/p>\n

Raw Carrots<\/p>\n

Veal Marsala<\/p>\n

\"Peaches\"<\/p>\n

Peaches (and canoes)<\/p>\n

Stroganoff\/Pot Stickers<\/p>\n

\"Popcorn<\/p>\n

Popcorn<\/p>\n

The Wide Window<\/strong><\/p>\n

Limes\/Chilled Lime Stew<\/p>\n

Crackers<\/p>\n

\"IMG_1173\"<\/p>\n

Cheer-Up Cheeseburgers<\/a><\/p>\n

Cucumber Soup<\/a><\/p>\n

\"IMG_0223\"<\/p>\n

Peppermints<\/p>\n

Orange Juice and Untoasted Bread<\/p>\n

Fried Egg Sandwiches<\/p>\n

\"Cave<\/p>\n

Banana<\/p>\n

The Miserable Mill<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Gum\"<\/p>\n

Gum<\/p>\n

Great day: freshly made muffins and hand squeezed orange juice\/OK day: tea and toast\/Horrid day: no breakfast<\/p>\n

Peach<\/p>\n

Beef Jerky<\/p>\n

\"Miserable<\/p>\n

Omelettes<\/p>\n

Raisins<\/p>\n

The Austere Academy<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Carmelita's<\/p>\n

Cake<\/p>\n

\"IMG_0864\"<\/p>\n

Cakesniffer Sniffed Cake<\/p>\n

\"Large<\/p>\n

Large Bags of Candy<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Screen<\/p>\n

Bananas<\/p>\n

Enormous Lasagna, Green Salad, and Garlic Bread<\/p>\n

\"IMG_0433\"<\/p>\n

Oatmeal\/Fried Eggs\/Pancakes\/Scrambled Eggs<\/p>\n

Sweet and Sour Shrimp, Blackberries<\/p>\n

\"Sunny's<\/p>\n

Salad (lettuce, tomatoes, honey-mustard dressing, and croutons)<\/a><\/p>\n

Celery in Clam Dip<\/p>\n

Celery with Peanut Butter<\/p>\n

The Ersatz Elevator<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Esma<\/p>\n

Aqueous Martini (water with an olive in it)<\/p>\n

The Food of Cafe Salmonella: Creamy Salmon Soup, Chilled Salmon Salad, Broiled Salmon with Salmon Ravioli, Salmon Pie, and Salmon Ice Cream<\/p>\n

Poached Eggs and Whole Wheat Toast<\/p>\n

Trail of Breadcrumbs<\/p>\n

Parsley Soda<\/p>\n

Grapes, a Box of Crackers, a Jar of Apple Butter, and a Bottle of Water<\/p>\n

Grapefruits<\/p>\n

Bright Blue Bowls of Cereal<\/p>\n

\"Chocolate<\/p>\n

Anything with Chocolate Sprinkles<\/p>\n

Chocolate Ballet Slippers<\/p>\n

Ice Cream Sandwiches<\/p>\n

The Vile Village<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Tea<\/p>\n

Tea and Enchiladas<\/a><\/p>\n

Cabbage Sandwiches<\/p>\n

\"IMG_0055\"<\/p>\n

Hot Fudge Sundaes (not to exceed 15 pieces of nuts)<\/p>\n

Huevos Rancheros<\/p>\n

Bread and Water<\/p>\n

Bread Pudding<\/p>\n

\"Cranberry<\/p>\n

Cranberry Juice<\/p>\n

The Hostile Hospital<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Cranberry<\/p>\n

Cranberry Muffins<\/a><\/p>\n

\"IMG_0232\"<\/p>\n

Fruit Salad (includes plums)<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Valuable<\/p>\n

Alphabet Soup<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Mr.<\/p>\n

Cinnamon Cake with Cream Cheese Frosting<\/a><\/p>\n

\"VFD<\/p>\n

Pizza<\/a>, Chinese Food, or Cafe Salmonella?<\/p>\n

The Carnivorous Carnival<\/strong><\/p>\n

Corn on the Cob<\/p>\n

\"Sunny's<\/p>\n

Hot Chocolate with Cinnamon<\/a><\/p>\n

\"IMG_2579\"<\/p>\n

Tom Ka Gai<\/a><\/p>\n

The Slippery Slope<\/strong><\/p>\n

A mixture of blackstrap molasses, wild clover honey, corn syrup, aged balsamic vinegar, apple butter, strawberry jam, caramel sauce, maple syrup, butterscotch topping, maraschino liqueur, virgin and extra-virgin olive oil, lemon curd, dried apricots, mango chutney, crema di noci<\/em>, tamarind paste, hot mustard, marshmallows, creamed corn, peanut butter, grape preserves, salt water taffy, condensed milk, and pumpkin pie filling. (This is not meant to be eaten! I think that would set off quite a series of unfortunate events.)<\/p>\n

\"IMG_0861\"<\/p>\n

Potato Chips<\/p>\n

\"Sunny<\/p>\n

Orange Granita, Toast with Jam<\/a>, and Iced Coffee<\/p>\n

\"VFD<\/p>\n

Sugar<\/p>\n

False Spring Rolls (water chestnuts and mushrooms wrapped in spinach leaves)<\/p>\n

Lox<\/p>\n

\"Verbal<\/p>\n

Verbal Fridge Dialog<\/a> (very fresh dill, 3 jars of jam, mustard, olives)<\/p>\n

The Grim Grotto<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Lemon-Lime<\/p>\n

Lemon-Lime Soda<\/p>\n

Chowder (cod and potatoes)<\/p>\n

\"Gum\"<\/p>\n

Gum<\/p>\n

\"crackers\"<\/p>\n

Crackers<\/p>\n

Pesto Lo Mein (Chinese noodles with Italian basil sauce)<\/p>\n

Horseradish\/Wasabi<\/p>\n

Water Chestnut Sandwiches with Cheese and Sesame Seeds<\/p>\n

Coconut Cake<\/p>\n

The Penultimate Peril<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Baudelaire<\/p>\n

Brunch<\/a> (bread, butter\/jam\/chocolate, pastries, muffins, donuts, custard eclairs, quiche, smoked fish, fruit, juice, coffee, tea)<\/p>\n

\"IMG_0230\"<\/p>\n

Black Bean Salad (mango, black beans, celery, cherry tomatoes, black pepper, lime juice, and olive oil)<\/a><\/p>\n

Lemonade and Pumpernickel Toast<\/p>\n

\"All<\/p>\n

All you can eat Banana Buffet<\/a><\/p>\n

Rice, Shrimp Vindaloo, Chana Aloo Masala, Tandoori Salmon, Samosas, Mango Lassi, and Sada Rava Dosai<\/p>\n

\"IMG_3652\"<\/p>\n

Candy<\/p>\n

The End<\/strong><\/p>\n

White Beans<\/p>\n

\"White<\/p>\n

White Bean Salad (with cherry tomatoes, fresh basil, lime juice, olive oil, and cayenne pepper)<\/a><\/p>\n

Coconut Cordial<\/p>\n

Coconut Water<\/p>\n

Bitter Apples<\/p>\n

Ceviche<\/p>\n

\"Chocolate<\/p>\n

Roast Leg of Lamb with creamed polenta, baby artichokes, aged Gouda and roasted figs, strawberries with milk chocolate and honey comb)<\/p>\n

\"Onion<\/p>\n

Onion Soup<\/a><\/p>\n

Turkish Coffee and Oysters Rockefeller<\/p>\n

Seaweed Salad, Crab Cakes, and Roast Lamb<\/p>\n

\"Apple<\/p>\n

Bitter Apple Pie<\/a><\/p>\n

The Beatrice Letters<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Beatrice<\/p>\n

Root Beer Floats<\/p>\n

Follow the links in this post to get more venturesome, fretful details and take a look at my Pinterest board <\/a>to see other A Series of Unfortunate Events<\/em> ideas.<\/p>\n

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